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Big Government. Small Brains. Dumb Laws.

Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:59 pm

I keep hearing about strange laws and wanted to see if they were really true. Wow I could not believe someone actually put these laws on the books. They are no longer in effect but it is so funny that they even were made into a law to start with.....Thought I would share with everyone and find them funny. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
THESE ARE JUST A FEW....LOL
Alabama
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.(seriously was that a problem?) lol

Alaska
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.(WTF...SERIOUSLY WHAT DO THE DILDO POLICE COME KNOCKING LOL)

No more than six girls may live in any house.( THANK GOD IT NOT UTAH)

Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.( THANK GOD THAT NOT A LAW IN CALI)


Colorado
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.(THAT SUCKS!! )

Throwing missles at cars is illegal.(F0R REAL:confused:)

Florida
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.(WTF I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT NEEDED TO BE A LAW) :whoa:

Kansas
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. :huh:

Louisiana
Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.(WTF :funny: )

Maine
You may not step out of a plane in flight( SERIOUSLY)

Massachusetts
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.( WHAT NO COWGIRL STYLE??)
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

Montana
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. (:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: )

Tennessee
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.(NASTY)

Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.(BUT IF THEY LOOK FAKE IT IS OK LOL)

Utah
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.(WAIT WHAT???)
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:25 pm

motorwerks wrote:Wanna Bet. We looked it up in my last Law Enforcement class. i cant find it right now ill look again later


shut up really????? that is crazy!!!!!
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:28 pm

it cracks me up some of the laws that are on the book are just plain silly....so how much longer do you have in school????
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:35 pm

I know I started school to become an Rn and I had to push it to the side for a bit and go back to work full time and it sucks I feel like I am never gonna finish it...... What made ya change your mind on what you wanna do?
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Postby 03 20thGTI » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:13 pm

Texas

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.(BUT IF THEY LOOK FAKE IT IS OK LOL)

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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:02 pm

:) thanks
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:29 pm

:rolf: :rolf: :rolf: that cracks me up....I wonder if that is something that people walk around talking about??? lmao???? I wonder if they had positions for anal cops and oral cops???? :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:35 pm

Man I am so happy I was born when I was lol!!! :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:57 pm

Things were to stuffy back then and I am not a stuffy kind of girl!!!
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:13 am

Oh I was not worried lol :wiggle:
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Postby diz_gti » Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:46 am

what kinda sh*t is this? :eyes:
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Postby snowfox » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:06 pm

JET-AH GIRL wrote:They are no longer in effect but it is so funny that they even were made into a law to start with...

Colorado
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.(THAT SUCKS!! )



That law was still in effect that last time I was there - but that was 10(+?) years ago. Maybe they've wised up since...
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Postby JET-AH GIRL » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:08 pm

snowfox wrote:That law was still in effect that last time I was there - but that was 10(+?) years ago. Maybe they've wised up since...



No you may be right because I was in Oklahoma about 4 years ago and They have the save law and so I was in Montana around the same time and if I remember right they also have the same law!!! Nooooo Good But in Montana you can not buy it as well on Veterans Day and Memorial Day!!
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